C&H quote: 56

Greetings, earth female. Do not be alarmed. Our planet is dying. We need cookies to survive. Do not try to resist or you will be destroyed.
- Calvin to his mom while stealing cookies. (with wierd-hairdo)

C&H quote: 55

Why is it you always rip your pants on the day everyone has to demonstrate a math problem at the chalkboard?

C&H quote: 54

“New dad wanted”. Frequent traveler preferred. Liberal views on discipline a must. Ask for calvin during normal work hours.

C&H quote: 53

I sure am glad you are an animal. Animals sometimes make a lot more sense than people do.

C&H quote: 52

Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

C&H quote: 51

I believe that our destinies are determined by the stars. Life’s a lot more fun when you’re not responsible for your actions.

C&H quote: 50

We are so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we dont take the time to enjoy where we are.

C&H quote: 49

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you are just a reflection of him?

C&H quote: 48

Swatting mosquitoes while lying frozen and cramped on bumpy rocks, with no TV and only canned food to eat, is not my idea of a good time.

C&H quote: 47

Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things, without doing things.